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Bacondread

White affluent middle class "trendy" type with perfectly pruned dreadlocks.
Usually seen in and around gentrified urban districts. Often they are very pretentious, are preoccupied with image and wealth (wearing of designer clothes is part of their unform along with the dreads) and have an over inflated opinion of themselves. Unlikely, they will follow rastafari but likely to listen to reggae as well as other urban sounds and smoke weed because it looks cool.
Hey look at di bacondread over there. Obviously a middle class white kid who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing.
by DrSleazeball December 21, 2005
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Make it bacon

Make it bacon. Usually in refence to getting with a larger girl.
That guy has been talking to fatties all night, looks like he's gonna make it bacon!
by RIPOM April 3, 2009
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bacon

A lesser-known synonym for "awesome"
"I just won $500! Bacon!"
by Lord Jack February 5, 2008
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bacon brigade

The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.

The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...

"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"

"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."
"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"

"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"
by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005
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bacon beacon

a police siren, namely, the lights of the police siren.
"omg dude you better slow down, there's a bacon beacon behind you!"
by amy [theblush] February 25, 2008
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Skillet Bacon

The act of blurting out a very bad word that is worse than screaming you-know-who's name ( a.k.a voldemort)
HOLY SHIT! JACIE JUST TOLD HER BROTHER HE'S A SKILLET BACON!!!!
by Jeely June 24, 2009
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The BaconMan

Noun: Origin- working class America, 1998- A man who was sweating profusely during work one day and refused to take a break. This upset his coworker so badly, he yelled at him "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SMELL LIKE A BIG GREASY SLAB OF BACON. YOUR A BIG FAT BACONMAN!" The Bacon Man couldnt do anything but laugh at it! He loved it so much, he called it a day for the whole crew, and bought them beer. The BaconMan was born that day. '

He uses this name for his every day life, including all documents and such. While his License says his real name, Robert Kelley, it is signed "The Bacon Man".

The Bacon Man is a local radio DJ for a community college station, as well as an avid karaoke contest contestant throughout all of the Ma south shore, cape cod, and the islands. He also enjoys bacon as one of hsi favorite foods.

In short, "Baconman" is defined as:

1) a sweaty worker who smells like a slab of greasy bacon

2) an entertainer, performer, and cannibal
"Do you smell bacon?" (when looking around for it, The BaconMan" you find a fat sweaty guy causing that delicious aroma)
by Bacon and Leggs October 14, 2012
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