baked squared

When you are beyond baked and no longer yourself and start doing random stuff like jamming out to the hokey pokey.

Person A: Bruh you was baked squared last night.

Person B: Why do you say that?

Person A: You was trying to swim on the floor at 2 am.

by Mehoku February 28, 2018

Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.

"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"

by Ash Catchnun September 19, 2016

No-Bake Cooky

A Pejorative term for people who think highly of their cooking abilities, due to the fact that their recipes contain marijuana, and/or a person that is high during the cooking process.

"Oh great! That No-Bake Cooky found It's way back into My house. Now everything tastes like ass and I can't drive."

"That No-Bake Cooky just microwaved a box of Little Debbies Cosmic Brownies."

by sure-it-can January 8, 2013

Tune Baked

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest prefrence of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music now such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

by The AssassiNazi November 16, 2011

Bake Box

Smoking alot in a small enclosed area, such as a room or car, and letting the smoke just sit there.

Bro Steven is passed out, lets turn his car into a bake box!

by Knowledgeable1! November 24, 2009

dream-bake

your ideal high

man, my dream-bake when I smoke weed is when i can feel feel all fuzzy and trippy, but not freak out!

by Pinsang January 11, 2011

Bake Squad

Huge legend, huge cock. Frequently seen while drinking lean outta sippy cups and Harlem shaking through the pressure. Also a U of M decathlete that catches bodies and eats pussy.

Wow! that dude has a huge cock!! that must be bake squad !

by Larry Bake Squad August 26, 2016