The Teen Choice Award

When a guy pulls out of a girl and unleashes a mighty deluge of semen upon her, drenching her thoroughly. The creamy beads cling to her nose and mouth, making her resemble a glazed doughnut. It's like getting "slimed" at the Teen Choice Awards.

"Hey, you know how I haven't had sex in like 4 months?

"Yeah, man"

"Well, last night I pulled outta my old lady and gave her The Teen Choice Award."

"Nice"

by SpoonzwithDudez May 11, 2009

Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

by loryyy June 25, 2009

coaches award

usualy assigned to the worst player on the team to rise him/her own confidence, although most everyone knows tey will never go anymore athletically

coaches award was given to joey, he didnt play all season

by 54twgerhgtwsregrer July 8, 2009

Coaches award

Basically the sporting equivalent of the "Teacher's pet". Usually (but not always) awarded to the worst player on the team. Common characteristics of kids that receive this award are a good attitude, courteous & considerate, willing to help pack up, and determination despite obvious physical and technical shortcomings. Sometimes it will also go to the kid with the hottest mom.

I knew Jeff was getting the coaches award! He's always sucking up to Coach Taylor.

by FirmButFair October 1, 2019

Game Awards 2020

The Game Awards 2020 was horrible, The Last Of Us II won. As Gabe Newell canceled Half-life 3. They could at least chose Doom Eternal or Animal Crossing New Horizons and maybe even Half-life Alyx. But as In super smash bros, we got a new character sephiroth another sword character. But as of now I don't wanna talk about more of the Game awards 2020. I felt bad for Gabe Newell.

A friend: Hey! Have you seen the game awards!
me: I don't wanna talk about it.
A friend: Why not?
me: *Sniff* WHY COULDN'T HALF-LIFE ALYX WIN THE GAME AWARDS 2020!?!?

by A skeleton January 19, 2021

Coach's Award

An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.

Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!

by Hungryhungryhippo July 25, 2013

Awardwhining

When an award recipient devotes an award to a cause

When awardwhining actor Marlon Brando won the Oscar for Best Actor, he devoted it to Native Americans.

by backotruck June 17, 2012