assflap pants

The pants you see that one homeless guy on the A train in Chicago wearing. Oh, did I mention he smelled violently of spoiled milk and stale cumin?

"Did you smell that nigga on the train with the assflap pants? Homie was rank!"

by assholeripper69 August 13, 2022

assfeet

A way to describe a theatrical event that is so boring or intolerable, you wish that feet would grow spontaneously from your ass and involuntarily carry you out of the theater, sparing you from having to make the decision yourself.

My boyfriend dragged me to his favorite Broadway show. Let me tell you, it was total assfeet. If I'd had the guts to just stand up and walk out, I would have.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

assfeet

A way to describe a theatrical event that is so boring or intolerable, you wish that feet would grow spontaneously from your ass and involuntarily carry you out of the theater, sparing you from having to make the decision yourself.

My boyfriend dragged me to his favorite Broadway show. Let me tell you, it was total assfeet. If I'd had the guts to just stand up and leave, I would have.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

assfeet

A way to describe a theatrical event that is so boring or intolerable, you wish that feet would grow spontaneously from your ass and involuntarily carry you out of the theater, sparing you from having to make the decision yourself.

My boyfriend dragged me to his favorite Broadway show. Let me tell you, it was total assfeet. If I'd had the guts to just stand up and leave, I would have.

by adpxyz123 September 3, 2022

assfatalicious

An adjective used to describe someone’s juicy booty

She has the most assfatalicious booty I have ever seen in my life.

by Lizbuff September 20, 2022

assfault

Refers to da blame laid on da highway-department foreman's you-know-what if da blacktop-repair job isn't done properly.

D.O.T. foreman: I always research a job thoroughly, make sure dat da site is cleaned and prepared properly, and tell my workers to pour and spread da tar correctly, so dat hopefully nobody will come after me with an "assfault" complaint.

by QuacksO January 8, 2023

Assfixiated

Getting smothered and asphyxiated by someone's ass.

She sat on my face and I nearly assfixiated -- it was one of the best days in the past year!

by Bad JDP January 15, 2023