asshole

Short for a rude person who is like:

A Souless Santa Hating On Leprechaun Ectoplasm

You don't like my ectoplasm?? your like asshole.

by Saturdayz July 20, 2009

assholitis

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.

After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.

by BFH August 23, 2006

asshole

a card game similar to 21 or black jack

lets get thrashed and play some asshole

by thrashmtalr84 January 1, 2008

Assholability

The likelihood of someone's ability to be very promising potential asshole effectively.

John has an assholability strategic thinking.

by Muaiqel October 4, 2019

Asshole

The sound your dog makes

Bark bark asshole bark bark

by SoberMan October 21, 2020

Asshole

An individual who does everything wrong, evil, stupid, etc . . . even when they know it's wrong, just to get a reaction or pass the time. But when someone does something about it, they pretend they're the one in danger.

People are assholes on purpose, so they can make their life look normal when they're full of shit.

by OmegaVideoGameGod August 28, 2016

asshole

when someone intentionally does something to piss you off.

Nick Hardisty is an asshole because he knowingly let his girlfriend run into a door specifically so he could laugh at her.

by Schwills June 14, 2011