asedno

In the act of declining, asedno can be used to end an arguement.

Girlfriend: Just let me drive to QT!
Boyfriend: ASEDNO ..... biotch.

Girlfriend: Just let me drive to QT!
Boyfriend: ASEDNO ..... biotch.

by DrewLife August 12, 2005

assdicted

to be addicted to ass or booty

Man, that girl over there is so assdicting!
Look at Chris - he's staring at that girl's booty...he is soooo assdicted!

by Wanderingpig September 24, 2005

assectomy

When one's ass gets procedurally and surgically removed. Hurts like fuck.

I can't sit on my chair because of this damn assectomy

by Anus Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

Ased

In Persian language you can call a man ased, when he is a close friend of you. Officially, you call someone ased, who is from Imam Hussein's generation (A religious person in Shia religion).

how are you ased?

by M.SFD May 20, 2019

Nobody asked

One of the most retarded comebacks known to humankind. Usually, these comebacks are endemic to (most) 9, 10, and 11 year olds.

There are numerous circumstances on when these events can happen:
1) An 11 year old got mad on Fortnite and blamed it on other people
2) Someone told their honest opinion and a little kid got his feewings hurt
3) That cringe kid thinks that “nobody asked” is still funny
4) You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you
5) A little kid gets super desperate not to lose a virtual argument and uses it.

Person 1: hey i’m playing minecraft
A retard: nobody asked

Person 2: grow the fuck up

by Senorken May 3, 2022

can't be asked

The assumed origin of 'can't be arsed'. 'Can't be asked' does make some more sense, and the americans can even say it without it sounding too bad.

Teacher: I'm giving you another assignment that's due next lesson

American exchange student: I can't be asked to do that bro

Student: Man said asked

by laputaktepario September 13, 2022

Assdildo

A dildo reserved for the anus.

Susy, feeling horny, shoved the assdildo up her anus in a frenzy.

by Kat June 26, 2003