When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.
Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.
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the best drink to drink. A.K.A the best fuckin drink in the world. if you drink it u turn into a milk pirate and ur penis turns into chili
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Get the criss-cross-apple-sauce mug.Generic term which can be applied to any foodstuff which has been in the garbage.
Used in a pejorative sense to refer to one who eats said item; ie trash apple eater.
Used in a pejorative sense to refer to one who eats said item; ie trash apple eater.
Kate tried to deny that she ate the trash apple but Marc took a picture of her fishing it out of the bin.
by Jake_Lazer July 3, 2011
Get the Trash Apple mug.Food chain restaurant in which employees are driven to insanity from being forced to work ridiculous hours at poor wages and deal with with cheap, ignorant customers and their undisciplined spawn (whose goal is to do nothing more than cover every open space with the food ordered for them and to shout at the top of their lungs) who wouldn't do half of the tasks asked of the employees for double of what they leave in tips and gratuity is still a nonexistent dream. Food quality varies on location but is susceptible to generalization. Cheese is a must for every dish.
That party of twenty just left me forty cents on a two hundred dollar check. But they enjoyed their cheese. Welcome to working at Applebees!
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