apple maxed

A condition whereby you have more apple branded products than is justifiable or necessary.

With the new iPad she got from her bosses at work, the iPhone upgrade and the new MacBook, Clare felt completely apple maxed.

by Clarebear81 January 7, 2011

Tim Apple

What Donald Trump thinks is Tim Cook's real name, but little did he know that it's actually Tim Orange.

Donald Trump: "Thank you Tim Apple for your contributions to this country."

Tim Cook: "Fuck you, oompa loompa."

by sad_boy_2001 March 13, 2019

apple fanboys

annoying shits who think every single apple product/feature is revolutionary, even though it was on something else before

OMG IPHONE 4S HAS 8MP CAMERA OOMG OMG.
dude, theres a 12MP camera on the Nokie N8
SHUT UP THEY COPIED ITTTTT
apple fanboys are annoying

by cocothecat11 January 22, 2012

apple drink

The ghetto form of apple juice. Contains little or no actual fruit juice at all. Coloring varies, but is most commonly green.

I want some apple drink! It's green.

by HydraCerebus February 21, 2006

Washington apple

An alcohoic beverage made with equal parts Whiskey, Sour Apple Puckers, and Cranberry juice. Can be made as a martini, shot, or mixed drink. Taste strongly resembles apple juice.

We went to the bar last night and drank Washington Apples.

by A. Sugimoto August 23, 2006

Apple fanboy

(n) a person who owns a Macbook, iPod, iPhone, and iPad, doesn't work in graphic design or something that would justify owning all Apple products, is probably a hipster working on their screenplay, and who believes that somehow, that makes them better than you.

Fanboy: "You use a PC? Oh, this? It's just my Macbook Air. I'm using it to write my memoirs. Macs don't get viruses, you know."

Human: "You're an Apple fanboy, and I'm going to immediately disregard anything you say about technology ever."

by drooooiiiiiid January 28, 2012

Jiggly Apple

Jiggly apple (adj.) A person who has no muscles, just noodle arms with little fat.

"Ugew I don't like Ariana Grande. She's so overrated."
"F*ck you Suzan, you're a jiggly apple."

by I'mjesusbitch October 27, 2018