Irritation Of The Anus

A painful symptom after you have expelled flaming lava liquid shit out of your asshole

"God.. My diarrhea gave me irritation of the anus... and it hurts like mega hell."

by EthanTheComposer June 2, 2018

Anus crumb

A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.

I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

anus period

When you bleed out of your ass

Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!

by Luapcas November 11, 2017

anus blaster

When your farts are so violent they sound like an A-10 over your friends mic.

Aiden: He dude
Friend:Yeah?
Aiden:(farts so hard his ass hurts)
Friend:the fuck was that anus blaster

by GhostUser7534 June 22, 2019

Wooden Anus

A delicous Swedish pastry, with a history of being baked for charitable events.

- Niclas offered to bake a wooden anus for "The Voice" bake-sale.
- Wow! This sure is a tasty wooden anus! So flaky and yet still moist and falvor-full.

by madderhat January 20, 2009

flaming anus

(vulgar) To envelop one's penis with an organically derived irritant (e.g.: hot sauce) and engage in anal coitus.

I'm gonna give you such a flaming anus, you're gonna beg hell to lube your hiney!

by Sanhadrian December 4, 2007

anus wrangler

Fagget white cowboy who has gay sex with other cowboys and is also rich. Wishes he had friends.

A:Take off those gay boots you fagget anus wrangler.

B:Sure, then I'll give you a rimjob. I'll toss your salad if you want me to also!

A:...

by jizmonkey May 16, 2008