"Something that's so embarrassing, so deeply uncomfortable, or so discusting that your face contorts, you make noises like a constipated frog, and you get a feeling in your stomach, the feeling that you've got...
Got" -Grill Burns
Got" -Grill Burns
by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023
Get the Getting Absolutely Gotmug. When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.
Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.
by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019
Get the The Absolute Soupmug. 
Get the 《¤》Absolutely 《¤》absolUutely 《¤》absolutelY《¤》mug. An absolutely 100% perfect person is one whom is hard working, loyal, smart, funny, caring and who doesn’t give up even when life sucks (etc). In this case a he, whom is very dear to my heart and who has displayed every single 100% perfect quality that there is to display. Even his flaws are absolutely perfect. There are very few 100% perfect people in their world and If like me you have one you are indeed a very lucky person.
by Averygoodgirl January 12, 2022
Get the Absolutely 100% perfectmug. A higher form of jorkin it usually in a communication form meaning to jack off in an aggressive manner
by The-jorkin-king January 13, 2025
Get the absolutely jorkin my shitmug. An American slang term for praising something, usually food, for it's taste, by comparing it to an American Cheeseburger.
by GuySmith March 2, 2025
Get the Absolute Cheeseburgermug. Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight u got anything?” Guy 2 “how fucked u tryna get bro all I got is some absolute thunder” Guy 1 “shit that’ll get u fucked up send some my way” Guy 2 “I gotchu bro” *dabs up eachother*
by Grayson C. Peters July 30, 2021
Get the Absolute Thundermug.