australian wind

When you stick your tongue in your lovers butt while they pass gas.

My lover gave me an Australian Wind and it vibrated my tongue

by KJO March 2, 2015

Australian swirley

When you grab your girlfriend without warning shortly after defecating, shove her head down the toilet, procede to flush the toilet, let her head swirl around in the fece-filled bowl for a few minutes, and then spin her around on an office chair until she vomits. After she has vomited, some may procede to push her down a flight of stairs on the office chair.

She was annoying the crap out of me, so i gave her an Australian swirley to calm her down.

by AriOz10 July 11, 2016

Australian Treasure

The shit found on a mans dick after having anal sex with another mate (heterosexual or homosexual).

After fucking Garrett in the ass, Rob found shit on his dick from Garrett's "down under" region. Before Garrett finished Rob off with fellatio, Rob said, "That's the most Australian Treasure I've ever found!"

by Baba Booey 69 September 7, 2016

australian flood

When you bleed through your pad/tampon during your period. Causing it to flood down under.

Hey sally do you have an extra pair of pants I'm having an australian flood

by ñieak enthusiast June 1, 2017

austral projection

The ability to close one's eyes and feel as if as surrounded by wallabies, kangaroos, and koalas despite actual, physical reality.

A business exchange student in Alabama, Liam was able to occasionally escape the unmitigated political horrors he found himself exposed to by using the austral projection techniques he learned as a teenager from watching Fiona Goddard DVDs.

by BamaBound December 8, 2017

Australian Guacamole

A freaky term for anal sex.
Used as underground slang in the FGC (Fighting game community)

Steve gave Rip the australian Guacamole.

by cottonfield June 8, 2018

astrolabia

An ancient mechanical device that uses positions of the stars to predict how likely you are to "get some" during a certain period of time.

According to my astrolabia, the stars look good for me to "score big" with the ladies this weekend.

by QuacksO October 23, 2018