Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025

Asadullah

He is a kid from afghanstan and is very good looking and he is very intelligent (SGA)

HE IS SUCH A A ASADULLAH

by Idonotliketacos May 13, 2025

assad

handsome ass dude. good at every game fr. peak human!

yooooo, its assad what a guy!

by omg your mom May 24, 2025

Asad

a muslim dude who is having a long beard and looking like a religious head of ISIS

Woah bro, your beard looks long, Trying to look like an Asad

by Kiru1105 May 29, 2025

Asad

the most attractive best looking man known ever. he smells so good and has the biggest dick ever. he is so perfect and sweet and is soooo sexy. i love to lick fuck and suck him all the time 24/7 i am so inlove with Asad

Asad is Chloe’s husband

by ansjdnensjsjsn June 30, 2025

Assad Numbers

Winning by a large margin to the point that it seems fraudulent. Often used in the context of elections.

Dude, he won that election 30 points. Those are Assad Numbers

by storminausti July 16, 2025

Aladdin'd

Aladdin'd
verb

1. To have your food—especially bread—stolen in a bold, almost cinematic fashion, reminiscent of the street rat scene from Aladdin.

2. Getting robbed of your snack by someone with zero shame and possibly a dash of parkour.

I was minding my own business at the bakery when I got totally Aladdin'd and my baguette vanished into the crowd.

by Chris Laxamana August 8, 2025