A Trouser

A fart, follow through or Wet one in the pants. Normally delivered (but not always) whilst wearing trousers or shorts. Frequently commanded by a loud explosive noise and or smell.

Oh no, I have done trouser
Cripes has someone just Trousered?
Oh no, I have just done a Trouser!
What's that foul smell, who just Trousered?
Tooooooot....Whoops I've just let out a Trouser!
I've just Trousered and I now I'm touching cloth
by Trouser Pete May 22, 2023
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Trouser Tonsils

I was blowing this guy last night and his trouser tonsils kept hitting my chin.
by sconniegirl October 14, 2010
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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 20, 2021
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White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.
"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 13, 2013
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Trouser Polisher

Derogatory term for Management or admin staff who spend most of their life sitting behind computers. Typical activity involves passing down edicts to the shop floor that normally involve measuring performance.
Here’s another load of shit bobbing down the stream from those fucking Trouser Polishers.
by Brian Elland November 22, 2023
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Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018
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