Mouse Trap

when a guy's cock get hard and he puts it between his stomach and his pants to hide the embarassment of public erection

Right before the teacher called me in front of the class, I used the mouse trap because I saw a hot girl.

by binh January 06, 2005

House Mouse

Usualy used in motorcycling circles, to describe a female of questionable virtue, who tends to drift from house to house; bed to bed; person to person. Often repeating themselves throughout the course of a year.

Or

A motorcycle groupy.

"So... your seeing so and so... eh"

"Yeah... I realy like her man."

"Well don't get to attached... she's a bit of a House Mouse... and Kevin just got a new Duc

by schimschone March 12, 2005

mouse knuckle

Also known as the 'camel toe', this is the female frontal wedgie.

Check out the mouse knuckle on that chic. I can almost see her uterus.

by Perris Bueller May 03, 2005

Mr. Mouse

A cute word for penis. Cause he is always trying to get in hole in something.

Girl 1" So how did last night go? "
Girl 2 " Mr. Mouse was in the house."

by Grigg&Kerry February 13, 2014

House of Mouse

The Walt Disney Dictatorship that will emerge in the year 2069 and control all world governments except for a few penguin insurgents in Antarctica.

Shh! The House of Mouse is listening in! Oh god, oh god we're already dead are we?

No, just you. *bang*

"Hot diggity dog!"

by Eternal Master Joe August 26, 2021

crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.

Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!

by Maskman1977 October 09, 2015

sphincter mouse

A mouse that digs away at the intestines of its host. Usually it materializes magically in ones ass. FEAR IT!

Woe unto thee who does not know the pain of the sphincter mouse!

by Steve Mobeve November 13, 2004