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Bitch Hammer

The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.
"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.
by Scarcazim October 9, 2013
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Gigaton Hammer

The move Tinkaton uses to destroy everything
Me: Tinkaton vs Starmobile, who will win!?
Tinkaton used Gigaton Hammer!
*One shots Starmobile*
Me: …
by beluga the suzzi cat December 30, 2022
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Hammer Long

Hammer Long is the name of a song by French Montana. No one really knows why the song is called that.

The term can also be used in situations when someone is tired or overworked. Commonly used as an expression.
"Hey man! How was work?"

"Dude it was crazy! I had to stay an extra hour and didn't get overtime pay! Fuckin ridiculous!"

"Wow.... Hammer Long......"
by HammerLooooong March 19, 2023
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hammer speak

To be absolutely fucked up by a bitch with a hammer. And you yell ow and fuck repeatedly
Hammer speak Bang! Ow fuck owoowowowowowowowowowowfuck
by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019
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blues hammer

I reference to a shitty mainstream rock band being marketed as "authentic Blues" in the movie Ghost World.

When the music industry markets the same crappy mainstream music as part of another genre to give the impression that it is edgy or original.
Evanescence is not Goth. Evanescence is a total Blues Hammer when it comes to Gothic Rock.

Greenday is defiantly one of the original Blues Hammers of the fake punk genre.
by Jerk1333bc June 8, 2018
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Hammering the Beets

Male masturbation. Typically, the more vigorous and rough variety. Not just a causal wank.
I walked in on my roommate sitting on the toilet hammering the beets. I wondered what the smacking was.

My uncle paid me $50 to let him watch me hammering the beets.

I’m so sore from hammering the beets. My balls are swollen. I was on pornhub all day.
by Dick Onchin September 23, 2020
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fuckin hammered

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced
Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!
by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011
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