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Hamburg

Hamburg is the classiest way to order a burger in the hood. The technique is letting the beef cook for less than a second so edges are slightly brown and the inside has the consistency of beef tar tar.
HEY YO RELL I SEE YOU DROPPING THEM THANGS LET ME GET A HAMBURG FO REAL!!
by Toastedwheatroll April 10, 2020
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Killing it in Hamburg

Lame humour that would work for a German audience
“Germans are stockpiling Sausage and cheese, they are preparing for the Wurst Käse scenario” - “You’re killing it in Hamburg”
by A?bra March 17, 2020
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Hamburger Pants

A fictional version of pants where instead of fabric, they’re made of hamburgers. Hamburger pants are said to be made out of stacked Big Macs that are glued together with cheese.
Elliot is sitting in front of Milo in art class, staying silent until he utters the name of the most disgraceful piece of clothing ever imagined, “Hamburger pants.” Milo stares at him in shock and fear, trembling in his seat as Elliot laughs maniacally.
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
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Hamburger Handy

When your wife hands you a hamburger and jerks you off while you're eating
I asked my wife for a hamburger Handy which he agreed to do. She gave me a hamburger then whacked my junk
by ChefTreeGuy April 6, 2025
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Karl Hamburger

The act of defecating on your partners chest, and then using your buttocks to smash the stool into the shape of a hamburger patty.
Andy enjoyed the feeling of a fresh Karl Hamburger before bed.
by Dallydooley January 7, 2024
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Hamburger

Similar to sandwiching something. Putting pressure on both sides of something, akin to the shape of hamburger buns, with the involvement of grease. Condiments and hamburger toppings are not required, but recommended.
Hamburger my dick and balls with those thick, juicy buns of yours, mommy!
by NagiisaTheRizzler December 8, 2022
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wrist hamburger

what happens when emo kids are left alone with thier i-pods and sharp objects.
"she made so much wrist hamburger her arms are zebra print"
by bob the emo killer February 27, 2010
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