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goofy goober

1. a very exuberant and ditzy sex partner

2. to goob in a silly and and freaky way
"They are some goofy goobers"
by 1111 August 22, 2006
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goofy goober

An innoying song from the Sponge bob Square pants movie. also an under sea peanut that Sponge bob and Patrick admire.
by Sexymullatoboi September 3, 2005
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Goober Head

Person who does substantial work for a mucky muck.
Hey goober head, run 5 copies of this report stat, before i bust you in the mouth.
by gary b February 9, 2004
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goober squasher

A person who farts in the bathtub and busts the bubbles with his/her teeth.
Bill had an inkling his son was a goober squasher when he detected mysterious splashing sounds and a strong odor wafting in from underneath the bathroom door.
by elle_bow July 27, 2010
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goober snatch

a girl whose puss leaves "boogers" on you after sex.
man, she knew how to work it, but she had a goober snatch.
by mr. z800 July 8, 2011
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goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.
brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.
by xixzero October 20, 2008
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Goober gabber

You dad on a asian woman while the asin woman is screwing a goat whos masterbating and eating pizza
by Dylan March 4, 2004
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