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by cowboycj February 11, 2014
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

or

She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

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Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

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Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
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twin split

twin splitting is when you and your twin split your bond aren’t ad trusting or close but it csn be regained through time.
we’re having a twin split but we’ll get there again we always do
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Lickity Split

A lick then
Ayo give that girl a lickity split! She'll come and yup
by rasberry frog October 13, 2020
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split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two
Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick
by Cock-juggling _thundercunt November 8, 2017
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split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside
dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night
by muttafugga June 24, 2016
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Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.
by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020
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