a stupid meth head who thinks he is smarter than everyone else but is actually stupid as fuck, this faggot even hits on someone who is out of his fucking league like just fucking image a disease riddled man trying he woo a super model. Fucking hell.
by Frixion fred March 6, 2019
Get the Prestonmug. Preston’s the type of guy who takes things way too far. It’s pretty hard for a Preston to pull women. He’s tall, with blonde hair and blue eyes. He’s the life of the party and is a wild child.
Girl: Did you see when Preston did at the party last night? Boy: Yeah he snorted a root beer float and now snorts every time he laughs.
by Nurse Grayson July 14, 2022
Get the Prestonmug. 
by Kirk to January 3, 2017
Get the markus prestonmug. Preston Baer is a way to say damn girl your choking on your dick but it's too big to suck or choke on
by PsychoticPJ November 10, 2019
Get the preston baermug. Preston Parmesan is Tim Cheese's nephew and Justin Cheddar's son. Unlike most mice, Preston Parmesan grew up in the sewers of Paris. Rumor has it that Preston Parmesan showed Ratatouille the ropes before he became a well-renowned chef. Once Ratatouille became successful, he hired Anton Ego to curb stomp Preston Parmesan.
Preston Parmesan strutted into the deli, insisting that only the finest aged cheese would meet his impeccable standards.
by Brie Baggins March 25, 2025
Get the Preston Parmesanmug. A brown (or blonde) curly haired (or wavy) either green eyes or blue. He is very funny and friendly. He usually is never serious and make jokes at almost everything. He will make you laugh all day everyday. He usually falls for girls he close to (so, his girl best friend) He has an average amount of muscle and a pretty face with a beautiful smile.
by King 🐕 May 29, 2019
Get the Prestonmug.