pick me V.S. pick me

the pick me battle will go down in...
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pick me girl 1: lmaoo you actually think the boys like you, i only hang out with boys to avoid girls like you.

pick me girl 2: oh yeah? well at least i'm not wearing ANY makeup to cover my acne. i'm all natural

pick me girl 1: natural my ass. i see those fake eyelashes. u white bitch, can't even have long natural lashes like me!

pick me girl 2: lmao ok. just shut the fuck up and go back in the kitchen you whore.

pick me girl 1: aww sweetie pie seems to forget she's a girl too!! girls like you shouldn't have never been given the opportunity to vote

pick me girl 2: pleaseee, i can do much more than you, thats why my vote counts. i bet you can't even skate, or play games.

pick me girl 1: oh, but i can. i can skate, play video games, and i even wear baggy clothes. are you shocked?

pick me girl 2: you're such a pick me girl

pick me girl 1: kill yourself.

-pick me V.S. pick me

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022

pick it

When you play Guitar Hero, and instead of just using your thumb to hit the bottom button, you pretend to have a pick in your hand and hit it.

People who pick it make me mad

by themagic January 29, 2007

Pick & Poke

The act of going to a singles bar (aka "meat market") to hook up with a random person and returning home for sexual intercourse.

I went to a sings bar to pick a date. Then, I took them home to poke them. I have performed a Pick & Poke.

by Kelly-TBCRI September 14, 2011

Cotton-picking

A G-rated replacement for the F-word.

That makes no cotton-picking sense!

by Matthew678 May 24, 2019

cherry picking

virgin hunting, often achieved by going bar-hopping.

damn man, lets go to the club tonight, I haven't gone cherry picking in a while.

by oates October 1, 2007

pick me

a type person that says something just for attention either negative or positive

she is such a pick me

by Lmon March 26, 2021

Strawberry Picking

When two older people have sex with two younger people.

Me and my friend went strawberry picking with senior citizens.

by self_aware April 13, 2011