crispy cunt muffin

a really good insult that always stops people. a good way to get someone mad at you.

person one " you cunt!"
person two "you cunt muffin!"
person one "you crispy cunt muffin!!"
silence...

person three "haha you got owned"

by grindfuck© August 06, 2007

Crunchy Crispy Donut

A Crispy Crunchy Donut that the best youll ever find

Crispyer Crunchyer Donuter

Crunchy Crispy Donut

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

Crispy anal flaps

Anal flaps that are crispy

Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know

by BKed bean burrito February 12, 2021

Rice crispy bod

A body acquired by eating rice crispy treats in Lou of a meal.

Friend: Daaayuuum she's got a great rice crispy bod
Friend 2: yea she eats rice crispies for breakfast.

by Pinche jordan August 23, 2017

Crispy Cock Sneeze

A crispy cock sneed is used to describe the crunchy sock used to wank in. The cum sock dries up & turns into a crispy cock sneeze

Graham was having a wank & threw the sock away, a few days later he went to wash the sock & said "fuck its a crispy cock sneeze sock

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 14, 2023

crispy salty shrimp

Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.

Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)

by Steven the Rat May 13, 2006

Crispy Bitch

An insult to someone who is both being a bitch and who's ancestors were famously and historically. Primarily used on Jew and some Native American groups.

Marcus you planes nigger! Why are you such a crispy bitch?

by Noah Fuzzy December 19, 2016