May 13

Boys let the girl decide what you grab.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.

Guy, *tries to grab girls ass*
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager”

by Got em kehd May 10, 2019

Apollo 13

see also successful failure

Less then one year after man first walked on the moon Apollo 13 was simply a "routine" flight until a faulty thermostat caused an oxygen canister to explode, blowing an entire side of the spacecraft away, the ship eventally starts leaking oxygen and the crew (Jim Lovell, Jack Swigert, and Fred Haise) have to survive in the Lunar Module until they can safely make it back to earth. But they didn't get to play with moom rocks.

"Houston, we have a problem."

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

13 whaling

an activity in which someone who met a person by getting their number off the sand participates

I'm up in Minocqua, wanna come do some 13 whaling?

by mikethecreep November 07, 2010

Track 13

N. Awesome;
The 13th track on an album is usually the best, or awesomest.

Dude, you just sank that 3 pointer. TRACK 13!!

by SoonAn July 15, 2009

November 13

National slap all your friends day

You have to slap your friends and they can’t do anything about it
Person 1:*slaps friend*
Friend:What was that for?!
Person 1:It’s November 13

by Solgaleo1306 November 10, 2019

November 13

National rough sex day

Hey, it’s November 13th, let’s go fuck until we pass out

by AvacadoSauce October 17, 2019

iphone 13

"Looooooooooonger Battery Life"
Its basically an iPhone 12s

iphone 13 should be called iPhone 12s

by munsworldddddddd February 07, 2022