pasta dream

When you have a dream that is you doing something boring/banal that you would do in real life, like cooking pasta.

Kate: last night I dreamt that I was flying on a broom and I flew to the moon. I could see the atmosphere around earth! It was flippin' amazing.
Phil: I never have any interesting dreams. I just get pasta dreams. Last night I dreamt that I was mopping my floor. Then I woke up and had to do more chores.
Kate: That's rough, Buddy.

by Pedro Knigh of the Round Ladle July 29, 2022

pasta cup

When someone spreads the anus of another person, whilst shitting through a strainer into the other persons agape anus.

"Did you see Rob give Aaron a Pasta Cup last week? That was fucked up"

by WhiteHunterSmo March 21, 2024

Choclate Pasta

Whenever you shit in your swim trunks, causing a noodle-like shit string to come out the other side of the fishnet lining.

Did you hear? Garfield made Choclate Pasta in his swim trunks yesterday at the pool!

by MilfordCubicle543 July 27, 2021

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Pasta Fish

A man (maybe) from Chicagoland who’s out of their element, and just saying dumb things. Also smells bad. Quinoa must be eaten for a *pasta fish* to reset

“Man, Guthrie can’t cope and seethe, he must really hate the way the world’s engineered him to respond to things rationally despite what mass communication has taught him on human nature! Also, Pasta Fish

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Pasta Pizza

pepperoni pizza with pasta with white cheese sauce piled on top

Do you want Pasta Pizza for dinner?

by Noodlemaniac July 29, 2015

Cock pasta

When you don't have the meat sauce and you don't have the meat balls, but you do have the pasta, so you cum on the noodles and slap your dick and balls on top and call it a day.

"hey girl I know I ain't know cook, and I'm all outa foods but I can give you deese nodles, my meat and balls if you hungry u heard"
"bitch I don't want no cock pasta nigga"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025