sit roasted

When you only sit on the biggest of dicks by a campfire.

Wow, Lu loves getting sit roasted when he goes camping, isn't he a big gay?

by JonVonBovi July 13, 2018

The Roasted Fink

A coffee connoisseur’s ideal roast. Special beans procured from the rarest of plants, roasted by a man who’s passion is for crafting the best brew! The best coffee around!

Yo, have you tried the Roasted Fink Coffee, it’s the fucking best!

by Sewermonkey September 3, 2021

roast off

When a group of people offend each other to see who can roast the best.

Person 1: Who wants to do a roast off?
Person 2:ME
Person 3:No, you're too ugly.

by ultimateswagmaster June 26, 2016

Squishy Roasting

These are words that Moriah Elisabeth invented, it's used when you say all of the imperfections of a Squishy.

It's time for "Squishy Roasting"!

by Moriah Elisabeth's fan April 29, 2023

Roast laugh

When you're getting roasted so hard so that you only can awkward laugh or mock their laughs

1st guy: aw man i got roasted so hard i had to use roast laugh
2st guy: i feel you bro

by Pussy_Destroyer69 March 7, 2016

taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.

"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."

by MacInbush June 19, 2016

toast roast

when you roast a white person with a fake tan

"let's head down to the beach and toast roast"

by harrysaidso August 2, 2016