Boys let the girl decide what you grab.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.
Girls, you are in control today. Make that guy grab whatever you want.
Guy, *tries to grab girls ass*
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager”
Girl, “uh uh, it’s May 13. I decide what you grab”
Guy, “okay what then”
Girl, “grab my tits you horny teenager”
by Got em kehd May 9, 2019
Get the May 13mug. see also successful failure
Less then one year after man first walked on the moon Apollo 13 was simply a "routine" flight until a faulty thermostat caused an oxygen canister to explode, blowing an entire side of the spacecraft away, the ship eventally starts leaking oxygen and the crew (Jim Lovell, Jack Swigert, and Fred Haise) have to survive in the Lunar Module until they can safely make it back to earth. But they didn't get to play with moom rocks.
Less then one year after man first walked on the moon Apollo 13 was simply a "routine" flight until a faulty thermostat caused an oxygen canister to explode, blowing an entire side of the spacecraft away, the ship eventally starts leaking oxygen and the crew (Jim Lovell, Jack Swigert, and Fred Haise) have to survive in the Lunar Module until they can safely make it back to earth. But they didn't get to play with moom rocks.
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003
Get the Apollo 13mug. by AvacadoSauce October 17, 2019
Get the November 13mug. October 13: “its October 13! I should go by a nice black cat! Walk under a ladder! Break a mirror! Even eat another human to summon the almighty goose!
by Fudgeinhatethat November 6, 2019
Get the October 13mug. The booty dance day
by A REAL LIFE VSCO GIRL October 18, 2019
Get the October 13mug. by munsworldddddddd February 6, 2022
Get the iphone 13mug. by mikethecreep November 8, 2010
Get the 13 whalingmug.