College Bath

A college bath is practically spraying yourself with cologne in order to smell good to avoid taking a shower for days, weeks, and sometimes even months.

"Yo I'm so fucking tired, I smell like shit, and I haven't taken a shower I'm days. I don't feel like taking one either."

-"Hey dumbass, why don't you just take a college bath!

by TheOfficialAnthoneenee February 18, 2014

College Biscuit

When a group of fraternity inductees circle around a biscuit and the last one to ejaculate on it must eat it to join the frat.

The Donald loves eating college biscuits.

by P. P. October 19, 2016

Loyola College

Small Jesuit school in Baltimore, MD. Known for its spacious dorms, fantastic culinary facilities, and a student body which looks like it walked out of an Abercrombie and Fitch catalogue (including the fine looking women).
Don't be fooled though, it is a very challenging school and has high academic standards.

Joe: There's that pimp Drew with his collar popped and flip flops, where's he goin to school?

Tal: Loyola College in Maryland.

Joe: Oh werd hes a smart kid huh? He's gonna get all the chicks down there too.

by NJLoyolaPimp September 11, 2005

Chanel College

Worlds most f**ked up school

wow he probably goes to Chanel College he is dumb enough

by Mrz Cameron July 30, 2018

Rivermount College

the only school to have ever, throughout all of history, to have a troll employed as the principal.

person 1- "dam... you see that troll?"
person 2 - "yeah that used to be the principle of Rivermount College"
person 1 - "for real? that's gotta be a first..."
person 2 - "yeah the one and only"

by amishiam July 14, 2009

College layup

When you slap the backboard after the ball leaves your hand.

Hey, wanna do some college layups and work on our hops?

by #1ABF July 17, 2018

college life

A term used by obnoxious college students (usually freshmen) to refer to the apparently unique lifestyle they are currently living. Very commonly used on Facebook, especially as a photo album title, usually containing numerous pictures of drunken bitches with case upon case of Keystone Light in the background.

Example #01:

Asshole #01- "Oh bra, I have like, a one page essay due tomorrow and I'm freaking out!"
Asshole #02- "That sucks! Welcome to the college life, man."

Example #02:

Slut #01- "So, like, last night, me and Slut #02 went to this party, and like, we got sooooo drunk, and then like, someone slipped us roofies, and I guess like, we got gang raped or something! I'm not sure, but my butthole hurts! Hehe!"
Slut #03- "Ahh. The college life."

by Li'l Skeet December 7, 2009