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The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
by dannyjerks December 14, 2020
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Pick n Roll

When ya eating the booty like groceries and also make your tongue muscles flex so it can go inside booty hole.

😝 common face made while performing the pick n roll
Don’t just toss the salad. Hit me with that pick n roll
by Grimmy Poo September 29, 2019
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blueberry cinnamon roll

can i get a lick of your blueberry cinnamon roll?”
by pooktasticnator March 30, 2023
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Roll Banjo

The act of rolling back the foreskin when giving a blowjob to a male who is uncircumcised.
I gave Mark head last night and had to "roll banjo".
by Leggies March 7, 2018
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Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off
My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.
by Windawhoa March 11, 2023
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Montana Sushi Roll

A kinky sex act in which a man is forced to fuck a spicy tuna sushi roll wearing nothing but a pair of cabin socks. This act takes place out doors during the winter months often leading to freezing of the roll to the penis or balls
Yeah, Molly's pretty crazy, heard sge made Dave perform a Montana Sushi Roll after he bought the wrong pepperoni
by Bunkerfunker22 August 4, 2016
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