Skip to main content

Chocolate Thunder

When you're getting brutally fucked by a dark skinned toned man
'Oh yeah he getting that chocolate thunder "Says Atticus

"He definitely is" Says Dayshun
by Amity1 August 19, 2024
mugGet the Chocolate Thunder mug.

Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob
"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"
by TheVen August 21, 2024
mugGet the Chocolate Hobnob mug.

Chocolate sprinkles

Way to indiscreetly refer to a group of people with dark skin
This restaurant has a lot of chocolate sprinkles
by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023
mugGet the Chocolate sprinkles mug.

Chocolate covered camel toe

When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.
Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe
by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023
mugGet the Chocolate covered camel toe mug.

Chocolate Scale

A way to define how dark the subject matter someone will joke about/find funny.
A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023
mugGet the Chocolate Scale mug.

Chocolate Gargoyle

To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
mugGet the Chocolate Gargoyle mug.

Chocolate Doggy

Thomas and Andy had Chocolate Doggy last night
by MountainLight October 10, 2023
mugGet the Chocolate Doggy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email