Peanut Butter Person

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.
what’s the wretched smell ?
smells like a Peanut Butter Person to me
by ball destroyer February 03, 2022
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Buttering pancakes

To liquify things in acid, likely people.
Sorry I was muted for so long, I was busy buttering pancakes.
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butter jerky

The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.
by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018
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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk
by aidangreen January 04, 2023
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Pee Nut Butter

The product made from the fat and protein components of a Homo-sapien's pee and nut.
It is a semi-solid emulsion at room temperature, consisting of approximately 80% nutterfat.
-Matt , do you want some pee nut butter on your toast ?
-Sure , Alyza , it's so tasty !
by Ashes January 14, 2021
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Peenut butter

Butter made with real pee!
Hey man, I need some peenut butter to go with my poo
by pokelover1010 June 19, 2023
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Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.
by Bradyshitzinacan August 24, 2018
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