Taco bell

The perfect fast food to inevitably shit yourself and make your whole house smell donkey shit

Aka: Laxatives

Taco Bell “I’m about to go get a laxative taco”

by Nut master 3000 February 7, 2021

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Taco Gala

The opposite of a sausage fest: when the room is full of women.

Dude, there are so many women here it’s practically a taco gala!

by Elcapitandongcopter February 20, 2021

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if you try to go to the restaurant and order one taco, the police will put you in jail before you release that bomb into the toilet. Taco Bell has some of the most bomb threats in the world, all of which are a threat to the toilet.

Hey Kyle!
what?
let's go to Taco Bell!
why?
bomb threats happen in the bathroom, let's catch one!
well, then eat some tacos!

by BreathingHumanPersonLiving February 23, 2021

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Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco

After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"

by CaptainJabbin February 25, 2021

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