Partho Principle

Pronounced "puh-REH-toh". Not to be confused with the less uncommonly-known "Pareto Principle".

The Partho Principle is the assertion that probability P is equal to one-half (1/2).

It is derived (P = 1/2) from the equation PP are one (PP = 1).

Go ahead, Google it: "Partho Principle"

...a few moments later...

Ohhh, you looked up "Pareto Principle", I was talkin about "Partho Principle".

by HyptonicChronic77 April 11, 2023

Felix Price

Felix Price is when you feel tired.

Hello,I am very felix price.

Hellow I know that you are felix price but can we talk?
- no i am felix price we cant't talk now

by ;akjsgsdfafafafa April 28, 2023

Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!

Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!

by anonymous July 22, 2023

Orabaku Principle

The sacred rule that what has been said once shall not be repeated.

The Orabaku Principle states that what has been stated, cannot be stated once again.

by MelakaMandela August 27, 2023

Hudson Price

A coolish Fortnite kid

You wanna hop on fornite guys? - Hudson Price

by HudsonPrice August 28, 2023

Bells Pricetag

When you have a large skintag on your bollocks

Slag: the guy i shagged last night had a Bells Pricetag, it was as if he had a third ball!

by Wee S July 20, 2024

The price of inaction

For you it's child murder. That's the price. I'm going to murder a- Hey let me know if the hallucination fix works- I'm going to murder a child. I'll find one. I'll get a gun. Won't even have to buy. I'll have a car within a year. You are trying to make my life something I will not allow it to be and I can defer my suffering to someone else at any time. Their life will be a tragedy because AND ONLY BECAUSE you tried to do it to me.

Hym "That is the price of inaction."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024