taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.

That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.

by fiachdubh April 4, 2024

Gamer-Piss

When you are in the middle of a video game and you sprint to the bathroom to pee but flush while you are still peeing in order to save on time to get back to the game.

I just took a gamer-piss

by FoShizzle5735 February 21, 2021

Fart in the piss

Making a bad situation worse

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"

by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023

PISS

PISS TASTES YUMMY WHEN YOU DRINK IT OUT OF YOUR BFS pp
LIKE ITS A STRAW

CHAD: DID YOU DRINK PISS LAST NIGHT

OLLIE: YEAH....

by OLLIEVERLIKESTODRINKPISS May 25, 2022

Poop n piss

Something you say when you're angry. Usually when you find out about something that makes you upset.

(car breaks down on the side of a deserted road)

Driver: "poop n piss!"

by Suckmytoes_77 October 12, 2024

Piss up

Air dirty laundry

I am just going to piss up with this gossip.

by booziebobeep August 8, 2017

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022