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black landslide

When a bunch of nigures are running from jail
Look at that black landslide! Says the white man, "we should run!"
by Phfjdndn April 22, 2015
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Black Monty

A mixed drink consisting of rum and grape juice.
Hey man pour me up a Black Monty I’m trying to turn up!
by Johnny “J-Hop” Hop June 19, 2023
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black load

An approximate unit of measurement generally refering to a tremendous amount of something. Originating in the 1800's when ships were packed above capacity with enslaved Africans for export and sale.
There are 9 Hispanic people in that ford pinto, that is a black load!
by G-rat. January 12, 2015
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black status

1. When your tan gets so insane that people start asking you if your ancestors were slaves.
2. When youre white and you friend call you his nigglet
Im tellin you, Sam got that black status goin on maaaan
by Te61 June 20, 2016
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black yeti

When a black man ejaculates into a a very skinny white woman's mouth so much that it starts to drip from her nose back into her mouth. Thus the cycle restarts from mouth to nose cum.
Dude, you wanna try the black yeti?
by Shreksstepson October 21, 2021
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Black Hole

1.) According to most experts, a mysterious but existent point in the universe that bends space, time, and matter. It is a point of no return, with a mass and density so infinitely great, not even the speed of light, the fastest calculated speed in the universe, can escape its gravitational pull past its event horizon, seeing as the electromagnetic waves would be pulled apart. It is "born" from a collapsed star (with a mass much greater than our Sun, don't worry). Any matter that intersects the event horizon would literally be shredded and "spagettified", crushed and stretched into a singularity and, with our understanding, almost completely disappear, ceasing to exist. Eventually they grow unstable, shrink and fade away at the end of their lifespan.
2. ) According to tech experts, an unreachable section of cyberspace, particularly the Internet (yes, not all cyberspace is the Internet) causing jumps or drops in signals.
3. ) Another term for "oblivion"; the point of no return
4. ) A most addictive, irresistible distraction; a time-killer, taking the most valuable time you essentially need.
5. ) The internet in general.
1.) Black Holes can be found in the center of most galaxies, including our Milky Way spiral.
2.) They say a lot of out-of-service sights have been sucked into a cyber black hole.
3.) Well, I told you.
4., 5.)
I logged into my account at ten-thirty this morning.
The next thing I knew, it was two forty-five.
by The Quiz-Trivian-Naire November 14, 2014
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Black Vortex

When you incorrectly perform a donkey punch on a female and end up with an unconscious girl with an extremely tight butthole caused by her entire nervous system going into shock after you've incorrectly donkey punched her in the back of the head. The butthole may be so tight as to prevent removal, sucking the dick in deeper like quicksand.
"The other night I stuck my cock in a Dyson vacuum."
"Oh, like a Black Vortex?"
by RogerRappit November 26, 2011
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