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Jack In The Box

While banging a broad from behind, make sure she is facing the head board or some other hard suface and wrap your hand around her hair while humming or whistling the "Pop goes the Weasle" tune. When you get to the big "Pop" toward the end, slam her face as hard as you can
Hey I gave her the jack in the box last night. Check out her face!!!
by Tyranize October 21, 2010
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Jack and Jill

by Simon Cowels May 23, 2008
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Baha'i Jacking

Baha'i Jacking occurs when engaged in normal conversation, somewhere the other person brings up the Baha'i Faith, Baha'u'llah, or something about world unity.

They will do this in everyday conversation with strangers in hopes of teaching them about their obscure, dying religion. Baha'is are taught to lay traps in conversations which give them an excuse to bring up what they really want to talk about. This may range from anything.

To protect yourself from Baha'i Jacking, just ignore them unless actually interested. If interested, make sure you actually research it.
Bob: Yesterday, I was just simply having a conversation with my neighbor and he mentioned the Baha'i Faith.

Sally: What happened?

Bob: I told him to stop Baha'i Jacking and that it was really proselytizing... something Baha'is aren't supposed to do. I was offended.
by Duke Webelos January 26, 2011
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Jack Fu

I Jack Fu'd my girl last night in the face... she didn't laugh.
by Jack Fu July 27, 2009
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jock jacks

a "jock jack" is simply the term for when you are doing jumping jacks and your jock bounces all around which later results in an unpreventable boner. This occasionally can be a problem if females are around in your intense workout session because floppage of the package can sometimes cause boners from the friction. This is an awkward thing to happen cause your are getting your cardio in and all of the sudden your johnson is erect.
In gym Ralph did his jock jacks.
by The one who is anonomous October 21, 2009
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Playing Jacks

Where's Johnny?
He's in the bathroom, playing jacks.
by I Like Piah November 21, 2009
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Jack-Book

To use someone's facebook account without their knowledge, and make hilarious and/or embarrassing wall posts, status updates or name changes.
"Damn, someone jack-booked my status to say I'm looking for hookers tonight."
by riders994 December 10, 2009
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