jack stott 

A smell so horrific, it can cause death to anyone who inhales it. The word originates from a rather large male from the North East of England.

The word can also be used to describe an obese, friendless person who is bad in bed.

Example 1:

"Bloody hell mate, what's that smell?"

"I'm not sure, but it's smells like Jack Stott's in the room"

Example 2:

"Christ, I met this girl last night and she was a right Jack Stott"

jack stott by JackYouHaveABeautifulBumhole September 17, 2016

jack-stalker 

A person who will stalk another person via social media and drive distances up to 1,000 miles to stalk the person at their workplace and home.

Do not talk to Susie because became a Jack-Stalker after billy broke up with her.

jack-stalker by Dr. Frederick Haynes CFN August 4, 2016

jack stanford 

An absolute savage

"Did you see what happened last night? This guy at our party was a total Jack Stanford"

jack stanford by HypePotato June 23, 2016

Jack and Toke 

When a person takes a big hit out of a bong then takes three shots of Jack Daniels

Jesus Christ! Tony just did two consecutive jack and tokes! He's probably feeling pretty good now

Jack and Toke by Theory of Life May 23, 2016

Jack blast 

Another phrase for ejaculation or cum shot. Very useful for celebrity jack black.

Man after watching "Latina takes rock hard maraca in the ass" I jack blasted so hard!

Jack blast by Kevin boi May 23, 2016

Jack-off Cookies 

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

Jack-off Cookies by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

Jack Batty 

One who has became consumed with jack or the thought of jacking.

Even thought I was watching the Exoricst I had the constant desire to pull on my cock. I was jack batty for hours.

Jack Batty by shanagains9211 June 20, 2016