dick-tionary

a girls list of dateable guys by the size of their manhood.

"hey do u now any guys who are up for a fun night"

" lemme check my dick-tionary...i'll find u an 8 or a 9"

by kc'sbest les breasts and thigh January 3, 2009

high dick

when someone goes for a high five and the other person pretends to slap their hand but at the last minute slaps them in the penis instead

"dude, did you see me high dick mikey last night?"
"yeah man, he was on the floor for 10 whole minutes!!"

by lady balfour December 9, 2008

Alex Dick

A noun. A very large, attractive, enticing, and addicting, huuuuge penis.

Alex Dick is so s3xy

by Faintear April 23, 2016

Dick Web

The web-like skin that connects the shaft of the penis to the ball sack.

I cut my dick web shaving and it won't stop bleeding!

by Artchi March 21, 2011

Dick Move

N: An act that is seen as mean, or negative; That was a real dick move!

There can be multiple levels of a dick move. Level one is something minor and insignificant (i.e: Like throwing someone's external HD into the bathtub). Level two is something like that asshole in charge of the Titanic who let it sink, and level three is on par with 9/11.

Some argue that the Holocaust was a Level 4 dick move, but others argue that is was just plain a shitty thing to do.

Guy: Dammit, Osama!
Other Guy: Yeah, that was a real dick move, that whole 9/11 thing was.

by Anthus August 15, 2008

Huge dick

Something every boy claims to have but truly doesn't. A huge dick does not exist in reality it is just a figment of your imagination. This is a dream for all men so they can prove such things exist and that they are special when in reality you have to settle for small or medium. Or a Man being extremely rude to another person.

Dave: Hey girrrrl wanna see my huge dick?
Hoe: Sure baby. I want you to jizz in my mouth to.
Dave: Ok baby. (Pulls pants down)
Hoe: That isn't big. That's medium! You lied! But I'll settle

Huge Dick- a figment of imagination for men.
Or a Man being extremely rude to another person.

Dale: Fuck you! You little bitch. Go cry to your mommy.
Dan: Dale your being a huge dick.

by Kittylemew December 1, 2017

dick riders

Those who constantly rides dirt bikes and thinks that they are superior to everyone else because of it. They are also known to be racist, reckless, Trump supporters, jackasses, perverts diesel truck lovers, and frequently wear rock revival jeans.

The dick riders always want people to pity them when they crash.

by stop dick riders May 26, 2016