cock slap

The shaming of an intoxicated indevidual. The victim must be passed out or held down (only in extreme cases) another indevidual procedes to repeatedly hit the other indevidual in the face with his penis. The result usualy ends in the victim claiming that the other is a homosexual. A simple comback to this is........

Well maybe so but the fact still remains........You got cock slapped.

by pippy longfstockings September 9, 2006

cock cage

A cock cage is a male chastity device designed to prevent a guy from getting a boner.

It's October, and for Locktoberfest my lover has had my dick locked in a cock cage for nine days now!

by USAF Cadet October 9, 2020

ROFL Cock

When someone is having oral sex and their partner tickles the other person's the penis and/or scrotum until they cum.

"My girlfriend gave me a ROFL Cock last night, I laughed so hard, I came all over."

by cokmonkeyy April 6, 2010

Cocked over

The act of getting cocked over means to get owned in a video game or in real life. If somthing bad happens to you you would get cocked over

Wow i got cocked over by that camper

by TICKLE MY FUNNY January 25, 2011

Diet Cock

Refraining from having sex but still using play toy(s) in the form of the male organ for pleasure.

Friend: "Are you having him tonight?"
You: "No. I'll have a diet cock instead."

by Go Gurt April 29, 2011

rona's cock

zingers from ale house that are old, dried out, and generally unappetising. basically, they resemble an old lady's potential dick.

i swear yo, these look and taste like rona's cock. let's tell this fuckin crazy bitch waitress to get us some freshies. and maybe a free dessert.

by ronahashugecockandballs December 16, 2010

Cock Cuddle

When 2 or more guys cuddle together in a single area wearing nothing but boxers or birthday suits.

Eric - "Hey Andy what's up?"
Andy - "Not much man. What are you doing tonight?"
Eric - "Me and some of the guys are getting together... for a cock cuddle!"
Andy - "Can I join?"

by Andy's Eriction June 24, 2010