chocolate cream pie

Pretty similar to a cream pie, but you stick your penis in the anus and ooze it with cum

I would love to chocolate cream pie her.

by Dick Cabob October 29, 2015

Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..

I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...

by I'm more articulate than you May 12, 2023

Chocolate cream pie

A delicious pie with cream and chocolate. Nothing sexual just a delicious pie.

I ate a delicious chocolate cream pie. Chocolate cream pie is delicious

by Top6Facts May 08, 2018

chocolate spin

to anal a girl covering your dick in shit, pulling out and spinning your dick around repeatedly

i did a chocolate spin to your mom last night

by banal grapes July 28, 2008

Chocolate Vagina

A black woman’s vagina.

“I want me some chocolate vagina”

by 13-2-23-1 August 29, 2022

Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

San Francisco Chocolate Éclair

When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.

Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts!

by Finding Chemo July 22, 2024