ghost job

An erection that has no real cause. There was no fantasizing, no touching, rubbing, etc. You just get an erection.

Nick: God dude! I was in church and I got the biggest ghost job ever!

Alex: Awww dude, I hate GJs...

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Italian Job

When an asshole in a Mini Cooper recklessly weaves between lanes on the highway at high speeds

I barely avoided an Italian Job today on the way to work. That asshole thought he was Mark Wahlberg.

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when you lick around an asshole for pleasuring purposes

My Aunt gave her grandpa a rim job.

rim job by bob dylan September 27, 2003

when a guy rubs is pecker fr pleasure

Hand job by gorge May 25, 2003

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When a very large woman holds you hostage against your will and rubs her thighs against your member. (Typically associated with Femdom or BDSM.

Now I ain't gay but...holy FUCK that Thigh Job was amazing! I never knew being tied up against your will was so hot!

Thigh Job by Silvam February 13, 2022

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The clogging of two person's anuses by standing back-to-back and shitting into one another untill the feces stiffens.

"Dang, Sue! I havent been able to use the bathroom ever sence that clog job last month!"

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To cause pleasure by means of tactile contact with the tougne to the rear-end of another person or yourself (ususlly done in a gay porno)

the other day, little tommy gave me a Rim-Job, and sucked my asshole dry

rim job by Riggs July 29, 2003

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