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Fart-jack

The act of covertly farting right after someone else has farted so the original farter takes all the blame.
I know my fart did not smell like that did, you just FART-JACK me.

Someone in this car just Fart-Jacked me because I know that wasn't me.
by Brain Giggles April 4, 2017
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[fart chameleon]

(1) noun. in an operational sense, one whose flatulence actually closely mimics the olfactory properties of another's flatulence

(2) noun. in a social sense, one who takes on the characteristics of the clique, in which he/she seeks to belong
Usage 1:

Bro 1: "Brah, did you fart or was that me?"

Bro 2: "There's no way to tell, you're a fart chameleon."


Usage 2:

Bro 1: "Brah, I don't get it, in high school she was a goody-two-shoes, then she gets into college, ditches her old friends, and becomes a drunken slam pig. What gives?"

Bro 2: "It's simple brah, she's a fart chameleon."
by Smut Hunter December 9, 2008
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fart canal

The passageway in which a fart must travel to exit. Also know as the anus .
Shut up or I'll make you suck a fart out of my fart canal.
by Skylinefreak24 May 14, 2016
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Fart Seed

A small (seed shaped) piece of fecal matter that has escaped your rectum at high velocity whilst letting rip a fart, which then sows its self into your underwear, soiling them
Daz lets rip a big fart.... BUUUURRRRRREERRRERRETTTTTTTTTT

ME: " Fark man, that fart would have definitely seen some fart seeds soil those jocks"
by Donkey Krong October 2, 2016
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Fart Jarrer

When your partner makes you orgasm so hard it jars a fart out.
Last night I hooked up with a fart jarrer, it was both awesome and embarrassing at the same time!
by Ducktard August 14, 2011
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factory fart

A fart that has a distinctly artificial odour. Often Atributed to a bad diet of E-numbers, confectionary and flavoured milkshakes.
pooh, someones unwell, I smell a factory fart, or the egg-flan factory is washing out it's drains again...
by nick packer October 10, 2007
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Ninja Fart

To fart without hearing or feeling it. Often occurs when the person needs to use the bathroom to take a #2.
I was lying in bed under my covers and my ninja fart almost made me sick!
by Vandalier January 24, 2012
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