shit milker

A television show on FX that repetitively uses the word shit, but never anything stronger. These shows include Rescue Me, Nip/tuck, Damages, and more.

Oh no! Not another shit milker!

by Condom Chewer 6000 November 26, 2007

shit hemmorhage

cross between shitting your pants and having a brain hemmorhage

I thought my boss was gonna have a shit hemmorhage when i called off work tonight!!

by rn_2007 March 18, 2009

Shit Stacked

so hammered drunk that one shits in his pants or on another object/person.

John was so shit stacked he woke up with a giant loaf of crap in his pants

by dirty dick z March 23, 2009

shit wiggle

when you really have to do a number 2. And it becomes so unfomtrable trying to hold it in that you begin wiggling trying to make it more comfortable.

guy 1: the other day i was driving back from work and i couldn't stop shit wiggling
guy 2: yah i get the shit wiggles alot.

by namj March 1, 2009

romp shit

To win something, or to be really good or awesome at something.

Hey do you see Erica and Austin playing beer pong? They fucking romp shit!

by Laura Nicole May 29, 2008

shit spewing

poop running or squirting out of your butt.
or
words just flying out of your mouth.

Girl: Are you ok in there?
Other Girl: I had shit spewing out of me. (diarrhea)
or
Girl: You are fat.
Boy: Why does shit spew out of your mouth?

by waldnerdd July 3, 2008

Shit wisher

Someone anxious for a cleavland steamer to drop.

Sweet shitface Suzi is such a shit wisher when I`m constipated.

by Papacoon January 8, 2009