Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that explains every word perfectly.

Nessa: Hey, what does a simp mean?
John: Check Urban Dictionary.

by @YourRatP0tatx_ On twitter June 3, 2020

Urban dictionary

To neuter a beast

Guy 1 : why does your dog looks so sad?
Guy 2 : oh! The mfer underwent a painful urban dictionary

by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023

urban dictionary

A place where every perverted pedophilic and trans gendered misogyny's fantasy goes to die.

on urban dictionary
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!

perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners

by natchoman February 22, 2024

Urban Dictionary

A community-influenced website used to inform people of modern lingo and pop culture references; the modern-day equivalent of the Bible.

Dad: Son, what does "based" mean? Some pale lady with blue hair and a smartphone called me that at the store today.
Son: Have you tried looking it up on Urban Dictionary, the online dictionary authored by users to educate humanity on present topics?
Dad: Wow! There it is! Thanks, Urban Dictionary!
He turns to the camera with an enthusiastic grin and a thumbs-up.

by Scooter, the Creator May 8, 2021

Urban dictionary

that undercover agent which allows to explain ur bond with ur friends & family in a funny way with a touch of sarcasm & emotion that u’ll feel only when u relate it to the bond .

How come that undercover agent is so funny..??
Ohh ,u silly, its the Urban Dictionary

by Diana..it..is November 23, 2021

Urban Dictionary

*Smack*
Go outside.

Really.

you know what urban dictionary is.

by SkippyMcGill February 19, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A family-friendly dictionary that does not talk about sex

I let y son go on Urban Dictionary. He was so intrigued by everything that was on it

by Niggerqueef March 9, 2020