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Face-Palmer

A nickname held by a former Formula 1 driver, Jolyon Palmer, due to his disastrous racing performance. Often paired with "Jolyoff" derived from his name.
Poor weekend for Hamilton. And as for Jolyon Face-Palmer! Oh dear.
by m4ti140 December 15, 2017
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David Face

David Face is when someone with the name of David has a messy face
“MAN you have David Face.”
What’s that?”
it means you have a messy face.”
by Iron87 June 26, 2022
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octopus to the face

A very bizarre and very nasty surprise.
Waking up and realizing Donald Trump had just been elected President was a real octopus to the face.
by Elemenopy Queuarestes October 3, 2018
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Shizz Faced

When a person becomes extremely drunk or, shit faced and has a large amount of semen, or jizz on their face.
Omg Becky, I went to Ybor and got shizz faced last night! Mega protein shake!!
by 69oface420 January 25, 2016
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face jerk

When you jerk off sitting on your girls face while concurrently looking in the mirror and grunting.
I told her not to make eye contact while I face jerked on her.
by Ol' Cotton Balls September 25, 2018
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Jake-Face

A "Jake-Face" is a rare breed of Jake. Native to the lands of South Wales, he can be found roaming the beaches of Swansea. Often wearing a bucket hat and always has the best tunes.

A mystical fellow who walks with grace and confidence, always up for a laugh and knows how to kick the tits off it!

If you are fortunate enough to find yourself in the company of a Jake-Face, count your blessings and live for the moment, a Jake-face should be respected for the noble and Utter bad-ass Party aficionado that he his.

But ladies, be warned.... A Jake-Face has zero tolerance for sluts, hoe's, trollops and scallywags.
Example #1
"Heeeey, what's happening Jake-Face"

Example#2
Prsn1 "Who's the coolest person you've ever met?"

Prsn2 "Well that's obvious, it's the legendary Jake-Face ofcourse... Maaaan...he's so coooool..."

Example #3
"I hope we see Jake-Face today, I never feel down when Jake-Face is in town"
by Captain fantastic. July 7, 2022
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Face Taste

What your face taste like when you Smoke some delicious strain of Cannabis and breath out your nose. Must stay in your face for at least 30 seconds!
Your whole face taste like it!
by Delta9Cartel February 16, 2010
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