Keaton James is a big fat meth who lives in Middlesbrough grangetown the place all the scruffs live , he’s shagged everyone and there mamas. He got a fuzzy dick and a fat girl who gets used for her car that needs to be specially manufactured for her fat chubby belly . Keaton also liked to do a lot of drugs at the same time and ends up wetting himself 🙈🙈
by Name66868 January 13, 2024
Get the Keaton Jamesmug. james is your absolute digity dawg! he’s an absolute g and jacked asf. funny bloke and loves anal. get amongst him he’s the goat.
by horse lad August 7, 2021
Get the jamesmug. by xo.tozier November 16, 2020
Get the James Monroe High Schoolmug. by Aghitsamy March 21, 2020
Get the James Charlesmug. One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is smart, caring, an excellent soul mate and an amazing all around dude. James Curtain is also studying a degree that is kinda hard to get into but he doesn't talk about it often because he is so humble as well. James also likes star wars and lego and you should definitely go hang out with him.
Person 1: Man that James Curtain sure is a great dude
Person 2: Yeah he helped me with x
Person 1: Of course he did, he always helps out with x
Person 2: Yeah he helped me with x
Person 1: Of course he did, he always helps out with x
by Stevemcjamieson December 17, 2021
Get the James Curtainmug. 
James is a wonderful and caring person. he will drop everything to be with you if your having a hard time or even when your not having a hard time he will drop everything if your close to him. His eyes are so beautiful and his hugs keeps you craving for more of his touch, his lips are always so soft and when you kiss him you feel like your on a cloud, when he smiles you feel like you never need to see anyone else’s smile because you can see his, his laugh could light up a room full of thousands of people and you could tell who started it. There is so much anyone could say about a James but that’s all you need to know if you ever meet one.
girlfriend: hey james can you come here…i need you..
james: i’m on my way give me 2 minutes and i’ll be at your house
james: i’m on my way give me 2 minutes and i’ll be at your house
by no_thank_You_ February 7, 2022
Get the Jamesmug.