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Marshall High School

One of the many high schools in fair fax county. It's rivals are Madison and McLean. It has a wide variety of ethnicities and kids are poor and rich because it's vienna and pimmit. They think they're really good at sports (they're not)

Most of the male student body is cocky af. Some if them are open about being whores and the other ones try to cover it up by wearing collared shirts, gay ass rolled up pants and sperrys but truth is they just look like all the color came out of their clothes in the laundry.

The girls at marshall try to act all innocent and preppy but they smoke a lot of weed and fuck on the low.

Also people from Marshall think theyre cool now because they're school just got a renovation but who the fuck cares.

Popular sayings include:

"Wanna go to noodles after school? Actually fuck that let's go now and skip English"

"What even is IB? International Boner?"
You go to Marshall High School can we fuck?

No sorry I'm wearing an $80 vineyard vines t-shirt I screamed at my mom to buy me so that means I'm classy and a virgin.
by Nigga1234567890 December 3, 2013
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Sprague High School

A high school in the southern area of Salem, Oregon. It's population include stuck-up jocks, bitchy girls who wear jeans that cost as much as a large apartment, sluts who wear two inches of make-up, and every other annoying fuck-up you can think of. Sprague hosts some of the most ignorant and cocky kids in the country. The kids who go there are spoiled by their 'American Dream' families. Their overly-expensive cars and gas are paid off by their upper middle-class to upper-class parents who live through their children. They also always make sure to flash their newest generation of iPhones. The teachers aren't all together too bad, but they let the brats who go there walk all over them. Not everyone who goes there is too bad, but the white trash preps and horny teenagers with heads the Africa easily outnumber anything good.
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl 1: Wow, fuck off, my parents own a restaurant chain. I'm so much better than you.
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl 2: Oh please, my dad owns a dealership, the rest is fucking history

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Average Girl: Hey, what's your name?
Bitchy Sprague High School Girl: You're not rich enough and your clothes aren't expensive enough, go away.
by ashhartsuckedme September 6, 2013
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Rowland High School

Rowland High School (John. A. Rowland) is in a little town called Rowland Heights. Rivals being "Nogales High School". Although, it's not much too compete with. Rowland is full of spoiled rich kids who drive nice cars or a Honda Civic. They are low-key pot lovers but still get good grades so no one really complains. Rowland wins plenty of awards and is a great school to attend. Everyone pretty much gets along with everyone, with a cat fight here and there (usually because a slut stole another slut's boyfriend). Class of 2009 and 2012 are known to be the baby making machines! At the end of the day, Rowland High Schoolers get their shit done. They party, smoke and manage to get into the best colleges out there. You drink your boba (asian drink) and go to Jack in the box on early days. Everyone tries to be the same type of cool that it's quite entertaining. Again, no one really complains so it just kinda happens. Summary: Partiers but still smart, asian ruled, nice cars and very chill.
Guy: I wanna go to a school where it's just chill and everyone does their thing. Something like Rowland High School.
by John/Carlos/Jessica/Asian/Mexi November 13, 2011
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Suffern High School

Nasty people, gross teachers who don't teach shit, a football team that is known for losing, and a soccer team that is actually good but nobody knows about it. A place where apparently crew is everything and people just can't seem to keep it off of their snapchat stories. Almost every student smokes weed because they think they are cool or drink because they think it's fun. Where students post cringe worthy trillers on their finstas that represents that everyone is literal trash in this school. Finally, homecoming is just full of sexually confused people that are looking for a hook up with or without the use of drugs and alcohol.
Person 1: Hey, I just came from Suffern High School's homecoming and made out with 20 girls.
Person 2: Dude, you almost broke the record of 40 girls. You could if you tried.
by rantmonster2319 July 29, 2016
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Pompano Beach High

A school of mostly smart students that is the best school in Broward county. Although the school is quite lame and most of the black and white population try to be cool or "REAL" they really aren't and in reality just like any other population of nerds with aspirations.
Pompano Beach High kid: "Hey my school has a 99% college acceptance rate."

Blanch Ely kid:" So who gives a... But yeah my school has 0.67% college acceptance rate on good year."
by Duke of Pompano May 26, 2011
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madison high school

96% of the population has consumed a drug in some sort of manner, and 67% come to school high.
freshman-
faggot bitch wannabes who crowd up the hallway, get drunk in front of chipotle, then barf behind safeway. they get fingered in the movie theatres by hormone infested rapists (baseball boys, who then comment on how tight their pussy was). FRESHMAN CHEERLEADERS-put on some damn sweats, or pull your damn skirts off your necks. i dont want to see your skanky cellulite asses "flaunting" down the halls. which, you clog up...fuckin skeets...
sophmores-
the boys are so gay that they result in getting freshman pussy because the sophmore girls are too busy fucking the upper classmen just for a damn 40. they take a shot, they dont fucking know what a shot is, and theyre all over senior cock. half the population of sophmores, are fuckin dykes. WHY . get a fucking room.
juniors-
they're fucking boring.
seniors-
most are hardcore partiers, the lame few, thrive on sophmore pussy. why do you have your parties at the fucking WOLFTRAP MOTEL. picking fights for no goddamn reason; "boy: you dont MESS with my girl. otherboy: OH, im sorry your girls a SKEET." what the hell happened to your pride?
madison baseball-
the boys love it anal, and pudge STILL can only stop the hamburgelar. they mark their underclassmen pussy, leaving condoms in the dugout. they train all year for what? nothing. can you say BURIED IN COKE?
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i think its safe to say, that the "hard earned cash" is spent in one category. drugs,booze,pussy.
can the fairfax county public school board get the DAMN BROOM OUT OF THEIR ASSES.
no powderpuff? FUCK YOU.
madison high school students-
under classman: im soooo wasted, i had a fullll shot!
senior: ok, blow the breathelizer.
under classman: ok......wherreeee?
senior: in my pants, BITCH.
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senior: who invited the spick to the party?
senior2: pshh, she came by herself...
by class of '06 January 31, 2007
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