Grease Swap

To swap the poop grease of one's asshole with the asshole grease of another by scissoring each others o-rings together

"Let's lock these buttholes together and grease swap!". Can also be used as "Let's lock these buttholes together and swap some grease!"

by anonymous April 15, 2025

Greater Good

There is nothing good about your Jewish incest cult and you are less than I am.

Hym "There is no greater good. You are a news shill. He is a charlatan. I am the creator of AI. If you are benefitting from what is happening here... You are doing it FOR THAT REASON... And no other reason. You are the lesser of two evils and by that I mean YOU ARE LESSER and you are evil. And you demonstrate the falsehood of your Jewish incest cult with every breath that you take."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2025

Grease

To completely copy someone else’s homework without shame.

Yo is there any way I can grease the Mechanical Analysis homework off you?

by Rat Tort January 31, 2026

Grease the tracks

When you spray non-stick cooking oil on your ass hole before staking a shit so that the shit does not stick to your ass.

Before John went to take a dump, I had to help him grease the tracks.

by Blake-ayyyyy February 7, 2026

Great YouTube Outage

An event that took place on February 17th/18th, 2026, in which YouTube, YouTube TV, and YouTube Music went down for around half a million users.

Around 350,000 users reported issues accessing YouTube from 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time (EST) on the 17th (1 a.m. on Wednesday 18th in Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)), according to the unofficial, crowd-sourced site Downdetector. The most commonly reported problem was users saying they had issues using the YouTube app.

Around 10 p.m. EST (17/2/2026) equivalent to 3 a.m UTC (18/2/2026), YouTube confirmed the “issue has been fixed” across its platforms.

The event is named for the volume of users who the platform went down for.

Person 1: Man, I couldn’t watch anything!
Person 2: That’s because of the Great YouTube Outage

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink February 18, 2026

Greasemaxing

The act of having an extremely greasy or sweaty bumhole, especially when you shouldn't.

Yo, you just woke up, why are you greasemaxing already?

by Mooseknuck February 23, 2026

Grease Pony

Derogatory term

Coined by the genius Yung Buttpiss, this has no real meaning and is meant to show that anything can be made into a slur if enough people use it

This is explained in the song 'Grease Pony' by Yung Buttpiss: "Being offended is fucking objective"

"Hey Tim!"
"Ew, gtfo of here Jim you fucking grease pony"

by CamTheRichest March 20, 2026