Double-Edge Blue Steel Song

Well pre-dating the Blue Steel look of Zoolander fame, this phrase refers to something entirely unrelated: a song of such depressing mood and portent that it could, figuratively speaking, drive you to put a double-edge blue steel razor blade to a very unhealthy use.

God, I am so depressed by this break-up, I just sat at home last night listening to Double-Edge Blue Steel songs.

Double-Edge Blue Steel Song by BoomerInDisguise November 28, 2020

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Double Dougherty

The act of double penetration on the nostrils of a single individual

Woman: "I'm curious..."
Man: "About what, honey?"
Woman: "The double Dougherty."
Man: "What's that?"
Woman: "I want you put your dick in one of my nostrils, and I want another dick in my other nostril."
Man: "... I want a divorce."

Double Dougherty by Noselube December 11, 2020

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Double Kill

When, you're Jerking off, and right when you're about to cum You kill yourself, making a double kill

Dude i just heard My brother got a double kill

Double Kill by Th4twolf December 30, 2020

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Double Decker

When you’re so horny but you also gotta take a poop, so for some odd reason you decide to poop inside the top part of the toilet then blow a load on top of it.

My girl had me so hot but so did that Taco Bell, I had no choice but to pop off the toilet lid and drop off a double decker.

Double Decker by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021