Incestimo bro's
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The bro catcher
A strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. Beware the bro catcher.
Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
Uses netting, and Natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. Subsists on a steady diet of Lemonade, and biscoff cookies. Beware the bro catcher.
"Steves been gone for days dude."
"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"
*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*
"What the fuck?"
*The bro catcher pounces*
"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
"Yeah, I know–last I heard–"
*There is a rustling sound in the bushes*
"What the fuck?"
*The bro catcher pounces*
"Run! It's the bro catcher!"
The bro catcher by ThisiswhoIReallyAm July 28, 2015
captain bro
A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
captain bro by Skyking007 October 12, 2015
beiber bro
When someone does their hair, acts, and dresses exactly like Justin Beiber, probably because they're lonely and just wanna get the girls.
beiber bro by Curbngutter September 21, 2016
bay bro
Clearly this is a bro from the bay. You can spot him in his natural habitat, tinder. Or some lesser-known app, like bumble. He used to like Obama. Sometimes, his quaff cascades down to his perfectly groomed beard that falls all the way to the second button on his freshly pressed flannel. He rocks the shit out of earbuds around his neck all day, every day; gotta let you know he's in tech. Ain't no way he's drinkin' bud light made by the man. Instead he'll just stick to his PBR (hairflip). If you you see this bro, he'll be wearing a free tshirt (that he paid for) even though his salary could buy a house next to his parents' in Marin.
acne-bro
(N.) Someone who stays up all night playing LoL, more than likely over weight, probably addicted to doritos, mountain dew and pornography. Is usually covered in acne and will be prone to say they fucked your mother over the internet. A synonym for this word is Weeaboo.
acne-bro by Buttstuff21 August 1, 2016