Zombie Butt

When your farts smell like you have been eating nothing but dead things.

For God's sake, Grandpa has straight Zombie Butt after eating nothing but Cheetos and cabbage!

by Skiddy Marx April 26, 2019

Butt Arthritis

Pain caused by sitting in a shitty chair for too long. Getting up from the chair and not sitting for a short time makes the pain go away, but sitting down again afterwards can cause the butt arthritis to return.

"Do you want to go see a movie?"
"No thanks. I can't sit down for too long, I've got butt arthritis after bingeing Netflix last weekend."

by Eleventy7 May 2, 2019

Butt face

My mum .___.

Ur a butt face

by A sad 8 year old May 27, 2019

pub butt

The sweaty and tingling sensation produced in the buttocks after consuming several pints while sitting around for hours on end at a local pub.

Last week I had serious case of pub butt after spending all Saturday at Smitty's watching football.

by ruraldick June 9, 2019

butt muncher

When your undies are getting chewed up by your massive ass.

Andrew you once again your a butt muncher, next time put a larger size on.

by fart patrol September 28, 2019

Butt Plunge

Pluging your entire butt with a plunger

Nothings harder then the way i butt plunged your mother last night"

by PummelSucker500 September 30, 2019

Butt Napkin

How a fine gent would ask his servant for toilet paper.

Hand me my butt napkins, Alfred

by Sarcia26 August 4, 2019