Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated

(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"

by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021

gummy bear deluxe

A female, usually of the age of 70 or older who has no teeth and pleasures you orally

Your granny gave me the best gummy bear deluxe

by Charlesthesloth November 26, 2020

cuddly brown bears

They are brown bears that cuddle with you

Disclaimer: Don’t go out looking for cuddly brown bear! Most brown bears will not be ready to cuddle with you because they don’t like you! Cuddly brown bears like to cuddle and they are brown.

by Cuddlybrownbearlover January 17, 2018

bet bear

The craziest degen gambler of all-time, life is too short to bet less than $5.

Dude did you see that guy, he is a complete bet bear

by Betttttttttor November 23, 2021

polar bear head

Giving head with cold hands and using lots of teeth.

Mary gives polar bear head. It's so bad!

by shazbot28 February 22, 2014

Bears in the road

A dumb ass thing emery said when he was watching a Irish motorcycle race in mr chestivstines class.

Emery: “there going to fast they need to slow down what If there’s bears in the road!!!”
Andrew: Please shut up or you’re gonna get snutched

by the big snutch March 24, 2021

robot bear

It comes for your fazballs.

Nightguard: NOT THE ROBOT BEAR!!!

by ඩී December 7, 2023